my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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