you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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