Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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