just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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