every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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