I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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