Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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