i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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