Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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