My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Randomize
