fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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