just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
So here I am, sexting at work.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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