Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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