so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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