shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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