So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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