I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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