Heybabeimwearingurpanties
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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