Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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