In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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