So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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