margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
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