I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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