I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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