i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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