i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
i think i just lost a toe
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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