I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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