For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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