after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
don't judge my taste in strippers
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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