Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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