remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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