So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
