he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
sarcasm needs its own font
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Randomize
