Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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