Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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