If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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