I wish life had little blips of pornography
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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