if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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