I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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