When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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