I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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