But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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