Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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