I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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