She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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