I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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