pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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