I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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