1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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