So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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