Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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