I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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