Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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